i’m going to stop laughing and saying “yeah,” desperately hoping that it’s an appropriate response, when i can’t hear what somebody says. instead, I’m just going to unabashedly say “WAT” until I finally understand them.
so I was reding this article about “how to know of a guy likes you” don’t ask why but hoLY SHIT INSTEAD OF LEARNING IF HE LIKES ME I LEARNED I LIKE HIM AND WHAT IS THIS THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK
Oh god this is what I’m like with my sims.
sPITS OUT WATER
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset
WHTA IS THIS FROM SOMEONE TELL ME
One Tree Hill aka best tv show ever!
Panic! at the Finals ft. Fail Out Boy
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
screw writing strong dads. write dads who abandon their kids. write dads who turn into children. write dads who possess their great grandsons’ bodies. write dads who entrap their kids in boxes.